Breakfast,
Anyone?
By Judy
During some of the most
stressful days at my desk job, I dreamed of opening a bed and breakfast. If
there were two things I enjoyed they were a good breakfast and a good conversation. I
liked to plan menus, too. An egg casserole, blueberry muffins, sausage links,
and a delicious fruit salad sounded like a good way to begin the day. Surely, I
could have pulled such a breakfast together. Of course I would have served
exotic coffee, orange juice and a variety of teas. My mother’s dishes from the
1940’s would have created a warm, comfortable coziness to the meal. Instead of
egg casserole in the regular 9 by 12 baking dish, I would have served
individually baked egg soufflés. I considered waffles with home-made syrup like
my mother used to prepare, too.
Setting a pretty table
interested me. I had at least five sets of dishes and would have found it
exciting to match the table cloths and napkins with the dishes. Thoughts of sliding cloth napkins through
napkin rings calmed me as I hurriedly typed documents to meet a deadline at
work. I felt less stressed just thinking about the future.
Decorating the bedrooms
promised relaxation. The only question was what motif would be the best. I couldn’t decide if I should go with rustic
country, western, modern, southern, north woods, tropical, southwest, European?
What about colors? Did I want calming, cooling shades of green? Warming hues of
blue? Maybe an exciting red or a cheerful yellow would be best? Perhaps a
sports team theme would be fun? Maybe a couple of rooms could be decorated with
Chiefs or Royals’ memorabilia? Or how about a room devoted to Kansas?
What was a bed and breakfast
without conversation? I loved a good discussion. Because I would not be at the
office 45 to 50 hours a week, I would have had time to stay informed of the
local, state and national news. I would have had time to read and go to movies.
Yes, I would be able to converse intelligently on any subject with my guests. I
shared my dream with my children and husband.
“Really, Mom, I don’t
remember you cooking any breakfasts for us. Dad did a pretty good job with
bacon and eggs, but dry, cold cereal is all I remember you serving for
breakfast,” my older daughter said.
“I think I remember we had a
fruit salad one Christmas when we were little, but didn’t Grandma bring it?” my
other daughter asked.
“Sure, you like to buy
bedspreads and pillows, and you are on a first name basis with everyone at the
furniture store, but if you like to make beds so much, how come I have to make
mine?” my older son asked.
“I know you like to do
laundry, but everyone knows you don’t like to clean house. When was the last
time you even saw your vacuum?” my husband asked. “You do like to talk,” he
continued. “I’ll give you that. It’s just that…well, I wouldn’t call you
opinionated, but sometimes you do have a little trouble accepting the opinions
of others.”
In retrospect, perhaps a bed
and breakfast was not such a good idea.